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Driving Miss Cranky

Name: Karen Waldkirch
Kids: Son, age 20; daughter, age 16
Works: Freelance writer, stay-at-home mom
Favorite part of being a mom: Building strong bodies 12 ways.
Least favorite part of being a mom: Being immensely disliked quite often.
Famous for: Embarrassing my children whenever possible. (And watching far too much television in the 70s.)

Poopy Conversations

By Karen Waldkirch
Wednesday, Feb 18 2009, 10:51 AM

Yesterday, I had a poopy conversation with a friend. No, it wasn’t a bad conversation. In fact, I found it entertaining. It was a conversation that will only occur between two moms. We talked about potty training and how gross it all can be.

 

Of course, it’s been MANY years since I’ve potty trained, but honestly, it’s just as hard today as it was back then. Sure, you SAY your child has been potty trained, but really, that’s when the hard work begins, right?

 

After my kids were potty trained, this is what I remember saying to them CONSTANTLY for months:  “Do you have to go? Need to go potty? Let’s go potty. How about if we try to go potty before we leave? Are you SURE you don’t have to go?” Ad nauseum. Honestly, I annoyed myself, but I couldn’t stop it.

 

Worse yet, no matter how good you are at potty training, unless you live in a house that is fully tiled – floor to ceiling with a drain in every room and plastic on all of the furniture, there will be accidents. It’s part of the deal. And it kinda sucks, don’t you agree?

 

And yet, to me, there’s nothing more reassuring than knowing that some things in motherhood have never changed. We still struggle with the same basic challenges – day to day, year to year. What breaks us down is when the challenges rise up and overwhelm us – like poopy pants at the most inconvenient time.

 

What builds us up is that we, as moms, always rally together, share our experiences and become stronger for that. God bless moms. God bless poopy conversations.

Comments

Jeanne   

I had one child -- who shall remain nameless -- who took FOREVER to potty train, which meant I spent waaaaay too long in that phase of life and talked about it waaaaay too much. I think we read every book, both for parents and kids, on the subject, as well as watched videos, etc. Everyone in my family can still sing the song from one of them: "Yes, I'm going on the potty, potty. Yes, I'm going on the potty, potty. Yes, I'm going on the potty, potty now."

The worst. Now I'm going to be stuck with that song in my head the rest of the day!

But yes, you're right. Potty training is the great equalizer.

February 18, 2009 11:42 AM

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About Karen Waldkirch

Karen is a freelance writer who moonlights as a stay-at-home mom of two children (ages 16 and 20). She freely admits to being a tennis and pop culture addict. During the fall and winter, if she is not on the indoor courts, you will find her in the stands at Green Bay Packer and Marquette basketball games.
 
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